Bull Durham Credo

Use the following "fill in the blanks" format as a model for a poem:


BULL DURHAM CREDO

I believe in the _________________________
the____________________________________
the____________________________________
the____________________________________
the____________________________________
_______________,_______________,_________________

But (something you don't believe in, i.e. ("but the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, over-rated")

I believe in____________________________
I believe in____________________________
I believe in____________________________
______________,________________,_________________

And I believe in_________________________________(longest)